The Bachelorette Season Premiere: Hannah the Beast and the Beautiful Men.

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The Bachelorette countdown is finally over and the fun begins! The theme of this season is “How awkward can Hannah get” But we love it! She is a hot mess, unpolished, awkward, but just a whole lotta fun to watch! I like how ABC went with the goofy gal as opposed to the princess even though Hannah is a beauty queen, she is far from the stereotype and very flawed and real and America is going to be rooting for her. I just hope that the guys they bring in are genuine and will really ‘like’ her because she is definitely a different ‘beast’. Speaking of guys let’s get right to it and meet the men! 

The 30 eligible men that ABC brought in were definitely the best I’ve seen in a long time in Bachelorette history. They were handsome, smart, sweet, and had jobs (with the exception of Grant) which is always a bonus. There were airline pilots, contractors, car salesmen, car bid spotter, musicians, pro golfers, surfers, pro baller, and even a Box King. The intros were pretty tame but there were some guys that stepped it up and made some bold moves with rollerskates, jumping fences, pizza, footballs, clever lines, a virgin (or so we thought) but the Top 3 entrances of the night were: 

  • Joe The Box King… You either loved it or hated it. …but I loved the intro…Joe is quite the character…not exactly in a good way but he stayed in that that box for a really long time…he was probably running out of oxygen at some point. And the line ‘this package is not complete without you’. Classic entrance.
  •  Grant the Unemployed, he strolled up eating a sausage and holding mustard and came up with the brilliant opening of “It’s a sausage party tonight..I have the mustard…I hope we can relish this evening and I’m going to make sure we ketchup inside” NAILED IT…that is going to be a T’shirt for sure. 
  •  Peter the Pilot: dressed in his airline pilot uniform, super handsome, and giving Hannah a pair of golden wings…a charmer for sure and she was very smitten. He ended with” I hope at the end of this journey, you and I can fly away together.” Keeper.

There were some not so great entrances that crashed and burned. The top 3 worst entrances: 

1.  Matt Donald…he rode in on a tractor and made up a song called “Matt Donald” to the tune of ‘Old Mcdonald’ and he is going to be singing all the way home.  

 

 

2. John Paul Jones: His line was “My name is John Paul Jones and my friends call me “John Paul Jones…he actually reminded me of Tommy Lee Jones in the Fugitive..are they related?

 

 

3. Brian B. the Math Teacher: I think this picture pretty much sums it up.  

 

 

I could tell Hannah was just as nervous as some of these guys. I’m actually more worried for her than for the guys! After Hannah said a quick prayer for smart words (yes she really asked God to give her the “smart words”) It worked because she did hold her own giving the opening toast which was sweet and genuine and well written. I think she might have had an ear piece. Either way it was a good start to the night!

Even though most of the guys were charming and genuine…it wouldn’t be The Bachelorette without a douche bag or two. Luckily for Hannah she had an undercover team consisting of former contestants of Colton’s season: Demi and Katie who were catching all the action behind the scenes and tipped Hannah off about one of the guys having a girlfriend back home. I’m surprised they didn’t wait a little while longer into the season to use “the girlfriend back home” drama, we usually don’t see that pop up until at least 3 episodes in. The producers really needed some drama to spice things up for the Premiere. 

     After confronting Hannah with the disappointing news about one of the guys, Scott, having a girlfriend back home, she decided to pull him aside and find out the truth. This obviously did not go well for Scott. He tried to defend himself by saying this girl wasn’t really his girlfriend and it made him look even worse and he was shot down by Hannah and sent home.

     The interesting twist was that Hannah was more upset about it than Scott. She didn’t even know this guy at all or even have a connection with him, so I don’t really understand why she had a mini breakdown over it. If you are going to survive being ‘The Bachelorette’ you have to be able to handle when surprises like this arrive. Not all 30 guys are completely girlfriend free and probably most of them either just got out of a relationship or are still “dating” or definitely have ‘friends with benefits’ …I mean they are all single guys in their mid 20s. I’m glad she did send him home and set a precedent for the other 29 that she isn’t messing around or here just for fun. Hannah wants the real deal and wants someone mature enough and ready enough to put a ring on her finger. 

The other douche bag guy I speak of is actually the one Hannah gave the First Impression Rose to. Yikes! His name is Luke P. and he looked like Justin Timberlake on steroids. He did have a great entrance and was super charming but in his Bachelorette video he talked a lot about how good looking he is and that all the girls like him…sounded just a tad bit overconfident… I did like that he was a Christian…but maybe a little too self-righteous vibe.

They had great chemistry and shared a steamy kiss so I could see him making it pretty far but I’m noting that there is something off about Luke P…perhaps not as genuine as he appears. Could make for some drama down the road…I can’t wait! 

 

Luke P. wasn’t the only one that Hannah was kissing. The first kiss of the season went to Cam the rapper whom she gave a rose to before the show even began when she was announced as the Bachelorette. He opened with a rap again and was throwing all kinds of lines like  “Im spittin bars like Willy Wonka” and “It’s all about the ABCs…Always Be Cam”.  He was just the right amount of confident and smooth when it came to steal the first kiss.

     The second kiss went to Connor S. who jumped the fence in his introduction. Connor S. is a total dork and I absolutely love him! 

Hannah had connections with more than just these liplockers…Jed, the musician from Nashville, serenaded her with an original song and Hannah was loving it. I just hope he isn’t like a few contestants we have seen in the past who were just looking for 15 minutes of fame to boost their music career.

Another strong connection was with Mike, this guy is the Golden Boy …so smart, suave, handsome, I’m thinking he could be in the running for the next ‘Bachelor ‘ if it doesn’t work out with Hannah.

 

And Tyler C. the contractor…mainly because I think he is the best eye candy of the show…shrug….it is the Bachelorette right?!.LOL.

     So many great guys but so little time. The fiasco with Scott the douche bag took over an hour of precious time so not all of the guys got to talk to her before going into the Rose Ceremony and lot of them were pretty nervous. Hannah handed out all the roses and there weren’t too many surprises…The not so lucky ones that didn’t receive the rose were:

1. Joe The Box King

2. Chasen the ‘other’ Pilot

3.  Thomas Pro Baller

4. Ryan on Rollerskates

5. Matt Donald “Old Mcdonald” .  

6. Brian B. the Math Teacher

7. Hunter (I don’t remember Hunter..not gonna lie) 

     I thought Joe the Box King who made such a crazy entrance would stick around a little longer since the producers like crazy but nope.. and the other airline pilot, Chasen, who seemed like a normal, nice, handsome fella but didn’t even get to talk to her was sent home and guys like John Paul Jones got to stay…sometimes the nice normal guys do finish last.

The best part of the night was actually after everyone went home. As the credits rolled, we see Chris Harrison cleaning up the big mess that Joe the Box King had left from his grand entrance. BAHHAAAAAAAA… pure comedy gold and my favorite part of the night! We need more Chris Harrison!!

As for the Season Premiere rating I’ll give it a solid 7…Not a whole lot of drama but the entertainment was there and Hannah will hopefully gett more and more confident in each episode. I see the potential for love and that brings me to my predictions which I based mostly off the scenes for upcoming episodes since we all know Episode 1 is always a crap shoot. 

Hometown Dates:

  1. Tyler C.  the contractor
  2. Peter the Pilot
  3. Jed the musician
  4. Mike the smart dude

 

Fantasy Suite:  

  1. Tyler C. 
  2. Peter
  3. Jed

 

 

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Final Two:

  1. Tyler C.
  2. Peter

Final Rose:

  1. Tyler C.

I’m ready for some more drama! Until Then…back to mommying. 

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Fan Mom Talks Bachelorette: 5 reasons why Hannah B. will be the most epic Bachelorette yet!

Are we ready for the most dramatic season of the ‘The Bachelorette’  ever?? Miss Alabama, Hannah B., is trading in her beauty queen crown for a new title…the title of ‘Bachelorette Season 15’ … the title every single woman was coveting for on Colton’s season of the Bachelor whether they were willing to admit it or not. However, there were some strong runners up…Caelynn, Hannah G. and Tayshia all could have easily been the Bachelorette so at first I was like …huh…Hannah B? Really? I didn’t get it…Caelynn had the beauty, brains, and a platform…

Hannah G. had the Instagram followers and was a great rapper…and Tayshia was the most ready for marriage so hmmmmm…they went with the wild card. And after giving it much thought, as a stay at home mom does when it comes to The Bachelor, I became Team Hannah B. But she is no longer Hannah B. ..she is Hannah the B…B as in Bachelorette.

So lets discuss. Why is she the perfect choice? Here are my five reasons: 

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1.She is hilarious to watch…I mean she is after all Hannah the Beast? She is Real, Raw, and Rambunctious. The producers practically made the whole show around her because she had so much great footage…I cant wait to see the funny outtakes of this season.

2. She is the underdog…and people love a comeback story. We truly want to see her succeed this time around…we are rooting for her! 

3. She isn’t perfect. Perfect is totally overrated. I think that is where the other 3 runner ups fell short…they didn’t have any room to grow…they were already perfectly put together and America wants relatability…and that’s Hannah B…all the girls seemed to really love her despite the pageant queen drama.

4. The producers have control. I think a big concern especially after Colton went kamikaze and completely derailed the show…as great as it was for TV drama …it could have ended really badly if Cassie was like “No really I don’t like you”. I’m sure the producers want someone who is going to follow the rules. Hannah is that girl. Beauty Queens follow the rules..we do…it’s in our nature so don’t think she will be jumping a fence. Although she is Hannah the Beast..she probably could do it. 

5. They can bring in the funny guys! Hannah is goofy too…so Im guessing they are going to be bringing in some characters because they know Hannah can handle it. Comedy Gold is what this Season is going to be all about and lots and lots of fun. 

So all you doubters out there…get on the Team Hannah Train because it is going to be the most epic ride yet!! All Aboard!

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The Bachelor Episode 9: The Most Dramatic Episode in Bachelor History…For Real This Time.

When they said this will be the most dramatic episode in Bachelor history I thought “I’ve heard that before” …but this time it REALLY was. This Episode was so heart wrenching that I felt it in my bones…in my core…and I actually felt all of those feelings you get when you get broken up with or you break up with someone you love…it was very real and raw and I had a huge sinking in my gut as soon as the credits rolled. But before we get to that …. let’s start from the beginning…Ready to read the most dramatic Recap in history?

The Fantasy Suite Episode is usually filled with tropical paradise dates that are full of passion and sunsets and keep you guessing who really is in love and who isn’t??? With three girls left…Tayshia, Hannah G. and Cassie I knew this episode was going to reveal who  The One really is especially entering the Fantasy Suites, with Colton making it pubic that he is waiting to lose his virginity to someone he has fallen in love with. I haven’t touched on this topic really because I felt as if the producers were making it a skeptical and overdoing it just a bit, so I wanted to keep a distance from the subject… but I feel now is the time to express my opinion with the Fantasy Suite Episode. I think the fact that Colton is saving himself for true love is the most respectable, romantic, honorable, and a moral platform we rarely get to see from The Bachelor. I cannot applaud him enough for having the courage to speak his truth. I am a mom of two boys, and I pray that they have the same morals and values some day because of how hard it can be growing up in a society and a media that doesn’t always hold the moral compass it should. That is why Colton’s story is so important. Ok I’ve said my peace…back to Recap.

 Colton and the gals head to Algarve, Portugal for what looks like the most beautiful, rustic, romantic setting you can have for a Fantasy Suite date. And the first date with Tayshia certainly starts out that way. Tayshia has been the solid, mature, and smart one this whole season and I really am glad that Colton picked her as one of the final 3. She is the one, out of all the girls left, that is really ready for marriage. She has been married before and has the maturity needed that comes along with a life long commitment. She and Colton really have a great chemistry and are very natural around each other, but it isn’t the burning passionate feeling you get when you see him with Cassie, so I was anxious to see what was going to happen on this Fantasy Suite date. 

Colton and Tayshia continue their tradition with the sky and hop aboard a helicopter that takes them on a tour of this beautiful city. They are obviously very comfortable around each other and flirty, so the date is headed in the right direction. And then the helicopter drops them off at this magical castle on a cliff for a picnic…are you kidding me??! Best Date Ever?!

They are totally at ease and it’s a little more casual chemistry which makes sense because we all know that Cassie is the front runner, but I don’t want to take away from the fact that Colton does like Tayshia a lot…it just isn’t love. After a romantic picnic they meet up later for a romantic dinner…lots of romanticness going on…except the overlying theme is the Fantasy Suite and it turns out there wasn’t a whole lot of romance in the overnight part of the date. Tayshia describes there time away from the cameras as ‘interesting’ which definitely is not how you want to describe a Fantasy Suite date. She said Colton was very nervous and there was basically no physical intimacy. Either Colton was absolutely terrified of being intimate because of his lack of experience or he had Cassie on the brain. Could have been a little bit of both.

The morning seemed to go smooth and they were still flirty and had a nice kiss goodbye so Tayshia was left feeling confident that she would receive a rose. Well Tayshia, that’s probably not going to happen because some big drama ensues on this next Fantasy Suite date with Cassie and it’s time for the most dramatic event in Bachelor history…time to jump that fence. 

If you have been watching this season, then you know all about the ‘Jumping of the Fence” so this next part of the Recap are the events leading up to that very dramatic moment and why the heck he jumps. The next Fantasy Suite date is up…Cassie.

Colton and Cassie explore the streets of Portugal and all the beautiful surroundings and people. When I see them together, I see a real love here, they have amazing chemistry and Colton is completely in love and it looks like Cassie is too. Colton brings up the hometown date in which Cassie’s father did not give him the blessing to propose. Cassie apparently did not know this and really starts falling apart. She has been confused about how she feels about Colton this whole season even though it looks like she is crazy about him. Her feelings are like a game of ping pong and are bouncing all over the place. After their ‘day date’ Cassie is left feeling overwhelmed, pressured and confused so the producers flew out her Dad to Portugal to surprise her and give her some advice. What!? 

Cassie’s Dad was very concerned with the thought that she might get engaged to someone she is not truly in love with. Despite how it looks on the outside to the viewer Cassie is struggling on the inside whether or not she is in love. Cassie’s Dad picked up on that big time and knew that she wasn’t sure and was afraid for the sake of the show that she would make a commitment knowing she wasn’t 100%. He explained that when he met her mother, he knew that she was the one and had zero doubt about the love he felt. I understood what he was saying… when I met my husband, I knew without a shadow of a doubt that he was the one…and we fell in love very quickly too. But this is ‘The Bachelor’ and completely different than a normal ‘meet cute’…you have cameras all around you and your boyfriend is dating 25 other women so as much as Dad is right in his advice …this is a TV show and you have to take the proposal as more of a proposal to just be the one in the end because the majority of the contestants don’t last more than 6 months. 

The Dad’s doubtful perspective had a big impact on Cassie and in the next part of the Fantasy Suite date at dinner she is prepared to break up with Colton. This is where the show turns very real and raw heartfelt emotions come out. Cassie tells Colton that she is confused with her feelings and wants him to get engaged at the end of this and she is just not there yet. You can see the hurt in his eyes and he fights for her and tells her she doesn’t need to make up her mind yet that he just wants to be with her.

She keeps telling him over and over how she is confused and doesn’t know if she can get there and that’s when Colton really breaks away from the rules of the show and tells Cassie he has always wanted her and she is the one he wants to be with and that he LOVES her. Yep he drops the “L” word and she tells him she loves him but is not ‘in love’ with him. Oh, this absolutely tore him apart…I could feel his pain through the TV screen and felt so badly for him. 

He tries one more time to get her stay with explaining how there is no pressure of an engagement…”forget about the two week timeline…I love you, I care for you, I want it to be you at the end of this, engagement or not”. He just truly wants to be with her on whatever time frame she is ready for. But Cassie clearly already made up her mind going into this dinner and says her gut is telling her to go. Even though Colton is obviously devastated he is understanding, sweet, kind and loving towards Cassie which tells me even more about how much he truly cares for this woman. But as much as he confesses his love, she doesn’t give it back and they give one last long hug and she gets in the car and that was that. I guarantee the moment she buckled that seatbelt a world of regret and heartache came over her. She loved him, I know she did, she just got spooked.

This reminded me of when Rachel broke up with Peter on The Bachelorette and it was just as heart wrenching because those two really loved each other. I think the music was actually the same for that tv moment too. It was a similar situation because Peter loved Rachel but wasn’t ready for marriage yet and Rachel loved Peter, but it was engagement or nothing. At least Colton was willing to settle for just more time…he didn’t care about the engagement…I don’t think he ever really did. 

So, after getting completely crushed what is there left to do? How about jump over an 8 ft fence? That’s sounds like a great idea…why not? So that is exactly what he does next after telling the cameras he “is done” …if he can’t have Cassie, he doesn’t want to be on the show anymore and off he goes into the middle of Portugal with the crew chasing after him including Chris Harrison. This is the most dramatic event that has taken place on ‘The Bachelor in history’…they actually LOST the Bachelor…and the words “To Be Continued” pop up on the tv screen. NOOOOOOO!! I need to know what happens next!!! I’ve never anticipated an episode more than the one that is about to happen this Monday night…Oh bring on the wine and cheese because this is going to be one heck of a ride!! 


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Bachelor Episode 8: Hometowns – Who Said You Can’t Microwave Relationships?

Hometowns is finally here! I always love the Hometown episode because you get to meet some great characters and it can be comedy gold.  And this episode did not disappoint with lots of disapproving fathers, great one liners, a very nervous Colton, and lots of and lots of tears…get ready for this emotional rollercoaster because its time to meet the parents!

We start the episode with Colton slow motion showering because ‘Why Not?’ The producers like to remind us that we are still watching The Bachelor…thank you for the eye candy. Colton then sets off to Virginia to meet Caelynn’s family…and it was about as boring as a hometown can get. She is very sweet and beautiful but their chemistry is forced. They take a carriage ride through her hometown and get ice cream and the whole time I was about to fall asleep because Colton seemed unnatural and fake. Then comes family time. It was a pretty textbook hometown…Colton give flowers, makes a toast , talks to the Mom while Caelynn talks to sister. The sister was quite the character…boy she really wanted to get her 15 minutes of fame with that outfit…yikes!


The rest of Caelynn’s family was pretty normal and her stepdad, John, was a sweetheart. He and Caelynn have a really emotional moment when she tells him how much he means to her and thinks of him as her real father…it was a tearjerker moment. It was the first real moment of the episode and not forced emotions.

John quickly turns off the waterworks so he can be the ‘tough Dad’ and make Colton nervous. Colton says all the right things like “I am falling in love with your daughter” and “she is so special” yada yada yada …so that he can get the ‘approval’ he needs if he decides to propose to Caelynn (which he wont). John at first seems like he isn’t going to give the approval but then all of sudden decides its cool…but I love how they make you think the father isn’t going to give the approval…Colton has to work for it.

“I love home movies…”

The Hometown ends with a moment of watching Caelynn’s home movies…I’m sure Colton was thrilled…this was acting at its best. Before he says goodbye to Caelynn she confesses (like she is supposed to) that she is not just falling in love anymore but is really ‘in love’. This girl read the book because she is doing everything absolutely perfect in terms of getting to the final rose or to get to be the next Bachelorette. But it’s all a little TOO perfect. On to the next Hometown!

Sweet Home Alabama! This was my favorite hometown because we got to see a little more personality with Hannah G. and her family…her Mom was a hoot! The date starts out with Colton getting a lesson in Southern Hospitality by taking an ‘etiquette’ class. He passed the test! And I learned that I have been buttering my bread the wrong way for all these years…good to know.

“You get it girl…!”

The first impression of Hannah G.’s family is good ‘ol fashion southern peeps and her Mom has the same bright eyed Bambi expressions as Hannah G. and she has some great one liners too… “You go get it girl” and “I’m completely down with love” She is fantastic.

Hannah is obviously close to her Mom and shows a side we haven’t seen before… vulnerability… and sheds some tears expressing her feelings for Colton. I like seeing this more mature and raw side of Hannah as opposed to her ‘Instagram’ persona. She even does a dinner table rap! Or would we say rap? No it was good…it flowed…or atleast the wine did…LOL. My other favorite part of this hometown date besides Hannah’s Mom was Hannah’s Dad trying to make Colton nervous. The first thing that comes out of his mouth when he sits down with Colton is “What are your intentions with my daughter man?” HAAAAAA!

Colton’s face was priceless and his ears turned bright red…we know what his intentions are….BAHAAAAAAA! He does end up getting the ‘A OKAY’ to marry Hannah if it comes to that…which again…it won’t.

California here we come! First stop…Santa Ana where Tayshia is waiting with a red blind fold…hmmmm…it’s a hometown not Fifty Shades so don’t get too excited.  Tayshia decides to trump their first date bungee jumping and take Colton sky diving. He was seriously nervous…if there weren’t cameras around, he would have been like “Peace Out”. But he mans up and takes the plunge!

I used to want to sky dive but now that I’m a Mom I can’t even ride a rollercoaster without needing a massage the next day. If I went sky diving I would probably be the 1 out of  1000 that has a heartattack in midair. No thank you. But those two looked like they were having the time of their lives so kudos to them! However, sky diving is a piece of cake for Colton compared to meeting Tayshia’s skeptical dad.

“You can’t microwave relationships…!”

Her Dad was not buying the Bachelor charm and was asking some tough questions. “How can you fall in love with someone if you are in love with more than one person at a time?” A very very good question except have you not heard of this show called “The Bachelor?” It is hilarious that every season these Dads act like they have no clue what is going on and need an explanation. Colton stays strong and says how truly special Tayshia is…sounds a little familiar. Then his dad throws this out… “You can’t microwave relationships” and this is when I busted out laughing because that is exactly what The Bachelor is! What a great line….that will be remembered in Bachelor Hometown history for sure. The rest of Tayshia’s family let Colton off the hook and were pretty easy…her Mom was soft spoken and shy and her brothers just really wanted whatever she wanted so the main obstacle for Colton was getting that approval from Dad. Despite the rocky start, Tayshia’s Dad saw how happy his daughter was and gave in giving Colton the approval to ask for her hand in marriage.

3 Hometowns down and 1 to go…and this last one with Cassie on the beaches of Huntington,CA  was the most awkward of them all. Not because Colton was really bad at surfing but…because we really see for the first time that Cassie is ‘NOT THAT INTO HIM’. She flat out says to him that she doesn’t know how she feels. Oh, she knows how she feels, and it’s NOT love. If Colton doesn’t take the hint on this date, then whatever drama ensues is his fault…she was trying to tell him… “Don’t Pick Me!”. This reminds me of Dumb and Dumber and Lloyd saying: “So you’re saying there’s a chance”….oh dear this is going to end badly.

Cassie’s family was super cute even though they said “like” way too much…I thought I was watching ‘90210’ for a minute.  They were also dropping hints that they didn’t want her to get engaged. Cassie’s little sister who by the way, looks exactly like her, gets emotional with the thought of Cassie getting married…she does not think Colton is the one for her sister.

And neither does Dad…oh boy… he makes Tayshia’s Dad seem like a softy. He could not understand how in the world Colton could date all of these other girls and still seek the approval for a proposal…and this Dad didn’t give in…the answer was ‘No’ and stayed that way. I thought Colton was going to cry.

He also gave Cassie a hard time with how she could even think about an engagement after this short of time…”It’s not like you’re buying a car?” …that line was almost as good as “You can’t microwave relationships”.  Cassie’s Dad was keeping it real and he knows his daughter is not ready but still Colton is not giving up.

Cue the Rose Ceremony…Even though all the Dad’s gave their blessing except Cassie’s, Colton still gave her the rose and sent Caelynn home. Caelynn acted crushed and the waterworks were a flow. She is very young and getting huge fame from this show already so I am confident she will be just fine. Right before she left she had a message for Cassie, ”Get engaged” which means she too knows who Colton really wants.

“Get engaged”

But we are all going to have to wait to find out what happens next week when Colton, for real this time, jumps that darn fence. I think we all know what happens…but let’s just pretend for now and wait for all the Fantasy Suite drama Monday night!

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The Bachelor Episode 7: Backstabbing, Tears, and Catfights.

The Bachelor moves out of the warm paradise and into the chill as Colton and the girls set up base in his hometown Denver, CO. The weather is not the only thing chilly as the relationships between these girls get pretty icy and the target this week is Cassie and Caelynn. I hope you like 7th grade drama because this episode is full of backstabbing, tears, catfights, and Colton ready to jump that fence…Almost ready. Let the fun begin!

Colton starts off this wild ride with a close-up confession venting his frustrations about the rumors flying around that someone is not here for the right reasons and he is fed up. Instead of making these next important dates about getting to know the girls on a deeper level he is just wanting to find out WHO the girl is and he is scared to death that it might be Cassie… the only girl he is truly falling for and the others are just backups. Luckily Ben Higgins is there in Denver to give him a pep talk. Because Ben Higgins has had SO much success in love, he is the guy to help? Interesting choice. (eye roll)

Ben Higgins

They wore basically matching shirts too…how adorable. It was a weird meeting because I couldn’t help but notice how lovingly Colton was gazing at Ben…that’s a whole other blog in itself…I’ll leave that to someone else to write.

Here come the dates! The first 1 on 1 goes to Tayshia…she is good ‘ol Miss Reliable, normal, stable, solid, smart, a shoe in for Hometowns but too safe for Colton. You know she is not ‘The One’ when he asks for her opinion on who the girls are in the house that are not here for the right reasons.

Tayshia

If he really was so into Tayshia he wouldn’t bother fishing for info on someone else. I don’t see him asking Cassie for gossip on other girls???. And Tayshia certainly doesn’t make things any easier for him when she tells him that Caelynn and Cassie just want to be the Bachelorette.

Caelynn and Cassie

Colton looks like he is going to cry… Meanwhile back at the house lots of tears are shed when the second 1 on 1 is announced for Caelynn and the mood was just as somber there as it was for Colton hearing all the gossip from Tayshia.

He picks himself back up though and they salvage the “casual Saturday” date and go to his place to cook. I really like his throw pillows on his couch, nice decorating Colton.

Tayshia

Then Colton shows Tayshia his bedroom where he says “no action” happens LOL…they have a nice steamy moment and Tayshia is officially bringing home Colton to meet her overprotective Dad. Good Luck Colton!

And Good Luck Tayshia when Caelynn finds out what you said about her…as we move on to the next 1 on 1 with Colton and Caelynn snowboarding in the Denver mountains.

Let me tell you from experience how much fun a snowboarding date is if you have never snowboarded…NOT FUN…NOT FUN at all…guess what you do the whole time? You fall…and fall… And fall some more until you are like “I need a hot toddy and a heating pad”. And then you have a Harry Potter marathon…oh wait wrong date…Back to The Bachelor: So, after these two have enough tumbling in the mountains Colton confronts Caelynn about the rumors said by Tayshia.

Caelynn

Caelynn looks either like a deer caught in headlights or just caught…I can’t wrap my head around who is telling the truth here. She is probably here to be The Bachelorette, but she is convincing us and Colton that she is here for the right reasons…and he takes the bait and off to a romantic private concert given by country music singer Brett Young at the Red Rocks Amphitheater.

And another Hometown rose is gone. So now we have 2 roses left and 5 girls to go…Who’s next?

Hannah B.

Its Hannah B.! Oh, Hannah B…always smiling…too bad she is about to get blindsided. Colton’s 1 on 1 with Hannah takes place at his parent’s house. Wait what? And why?

He knows he is not giving her a rose but yet thought it was a great idea for her to meet the parents before sending her home…or the producers needed some B-roll for previews to throw people off…yep. So, after meeting the parents poor Hannah B. is thinking…oh yea I’m getting the ring…not so much. Colton starts throwing signs something is up and Hannah B. slowly starts to catch on but Miss Optimistic is hoping for a chance. Colton lets Hannah B. tell him one last time how much she is falling for him before he FINALLY tells her he can’t get there with her and quickly wants to walk her out.  

They have a really awkward hug and her beast mode wants to come out at this moment, but she reels it in and stays classy. This isn’t the last of Hannah B…The producers need her for more drama…she’ll be back and then beast mode can come out.

Speaking of Beast mode…Caelynn gets a 1 on 1 of her own with the new Villain of the house…Tayshia…and lets her have it for spreading lies to Colton. Tayshia backpedals and blames it on Katie for spreading the rumors…pretty easy to blame the sabotage on someone who isn’t even in the house anymore.

My take on the whole situation is that Tayshia doesn’t have any proof that Caelynn and Cassie are there for the wrong reasons…but she is right…both of those girls have thought about being The Bachelorette or going to Paradise and all the fame and partying that will come after the show if they aren’t picked…EVERY single girl in the house has thought of this…including Tayshia…and if she hasn’t well then she is the oddball out.

Only ONE girl gets that final rose, so you have to have backup options to keep your 15 minutes of fame going or you really did just waste 6 weeks of your life for a vacation and a lot of champagne (which doesn’t sound all too bad). You think Colton didn’t think of being The Bachelor when he went on Becca’s season??? Exactly. It’s a game…and if you know how to play it you can make a career out of it. Back to the game now folks.

Group Date: 4 girls…two roses…and a train.  Heather, Hannah G., Cassie, Kirpa all vying for the Hometown and not too hard to figure out who the roses are going to. Sweet and innocent Heather knows she is not getting that rose and gracefully exits herself from the show. Hey, she got her first kiss, so she isn’t leaving empty handed! Colton lets out a big sigh of relief knowing he is off the hook but still has to let one more girl go.

All eyes on Kirpa…but she has more drama to stir up first. Kirpa turns into a Villain as well and backs up Tayshia’s claims that Cassie and Caelynn are not here for the right reasons. Cassie is fuming and her 1 on 1 time with Colton is all about defending herself.

And then Catfight #2…Cassie confronts Kirpa about the gossiping and she also blames Katie as well…HA! I can’t wait till “The Girls Tell All” episode and hear what Katie has to say. Cassie says she hasn’t done anything to anybody and all of them are out to get her…well guess who comes to her rescue??? Miss Caelynn USA!

After Colton gives Hannah G. a rose and it is down to Kirpa and Cassie. Hannah G. heads back to the house fills Caelynn and Tayshia in on the drama that is happening with Kirpa and Cassie. Caelynn decides she has had enough with the lies and with her giant jean jacket, waltzes in to save Cassie.

We don’t know exactly what was said but Colton sends Kirpa home and all is good with Cassie and the champagne is flowing. Hometown dates are sealed and the Final Four are ready to rock.

I can’t wait to see what happens next week on Hometowns!! Will Cassie and Caelynn live up to the rumors? Will Tayshia keep playing the Villain and spread more lies? Will Hannah G. keep making this face?

I’m not even going to mention the fence because every week we all think he is going to jump it and it doesn’t happen, so I’m done with the fence. (But secretly hoping it happens next week). Cheers!

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The Bachelor Episode 6: Who’s NOT here for the right reasons??!

Monday night brought a different kind of drama with the overlying theme of SOMEONE in the house is not here for the right reasons and it has become quite the game of ‘Clue’ to find out who it is.  The girls travel to Vietnam this week and two girls missed the boat…Onyeka and Nicole who were sent home at the Rose Ceremony for causing WAY too much drama…THANK YOU COLTON! Now we can move on to bigger and better drama. In this episode girls can’t handle the  pressure, a Villain’s surprise exit, and an ending that leaves us all in shock…it’s Recap Time!

Good Morning Vietnam! This country is at the top of my Bucket list to visit…it looks absolutely breathtaking and add Colton to the mix and it suddenly becomes even more stunning.

He is feeling more vulnerable as the weeks go by and even though he is the one handing out the roses you get a sense of deep insecurity and a fear of rejection. Some of the other girls are alluding to the fact that someone is not here for right reasons and he is trying to figure out who that girl is…most likely one of the frontrunners.

Every week the stakes get higher as the field narrows and the girls get more and more invested and if they haven’t gotten that 1 on 1 they know their time is up. This week the first 1 on 1 goes to Hannah G. and this leaves Sydney, Katie, Demi and Kirpa who still haven’t had that alone time with him.

Sydney

We see all of them unravel with insecurity and doubt about where they stand with Colton, especially Sydney, she is really feeling the pressure and time is running out to solidify a connection.

Hannah G.

The 1 on 1 date with Hannah G. gets pretty steamy as the two of them set off to a relaxing spa.

This ‘pampering’ date with massage, seaweed wrap, mud bath and showers sets the scene for the perfect “Make-Out” date. And that’s pretty much what they do the majority of the time…kissing…kissing…and more kissing. It’s undeniable that they have a ton of chemistry but I don’t see anything else. Hannah is very sweet but lacking substance. She opens up and confides in Colton about having a ‘hard’ time with her parent’s divorce but with all of the other dramatic stories we have heard thus far from the ladies , this one doesn’t exactly measure up. He says he is falling in love with Hannah but it is more likely lust than love. She gets the rose but I’m comparing everything to Cassie from this point on and Hannah G. isn’t the one.

Whilst Colton and Hannah G. are getting busy…Cassie and Caelynn are getting busy gossiping about Hannah G…and both feel she is too immature for Colton…or they are just jealous…probably a little bit of both. One of these two might be the one NOT here for the right reasons…something is a little fishy…I bet they both really came on the show to be The Bachelorette and faced with the reality that a proposal might be coming their way…yikes.

Time for Group Date! The envelope arrives and Heather, Hannah B., Tayshia, Cassie, Sydney, Demi, and Katie are going on the Group date…and Kirpa gets the 1 on 1. Kirpa? I don’t get this at all…we have barely seen Kirpa in any of the other episodes and she even got stitches on her chin and the producers didn’t even bother to show any footage of her…so this seems super odd to me. But not as odd as this Group Date…the combat date…where the girls learn ‘Vovinam’ a Vietnamese martial art and spar against each other.

Demi

Except when they spar against each other they definitely didn’t use anything they learned because it looks like typical ‘girl fighting’ and not even close to martial arts. Katie really got into it and Demi took quite the beating…it got ugly. Colton pulled the plug on the sparring and off they went to the cocktail party to lighten things up. Except things weren’t about to get light…a dark cloud named Sydney was about to bring the storm.

As the night progressed each girl had their unique  1 on 1 time with Colton…some playful, like Hannah B. ….she might have had too much of the cocktail…and some more serious like Katie, Tayshia, and Demi. Katie and Tayshia both expressed their feelings of insecurity and how hard it is to keep up with all the other relationships. Tayshia was more confident than Katie in their 1 on 1 time and Katie really showed just how much she is struggling with this whole thing. Demi gets serious in a different way by taking her time with Colton to give her mom, recently released from prison, a call.

Demi

Demi…you made the WRONG call girl. Way to kill the romance by calling your mom who just got out of prison….can we say awkward????!

The most serious of everyone though was Sydney. The pressure and insecurities she had been feeling came flooding out and she realized she couldn’t handle it anymore and said goodbye to Colton much in the same fashion as Elyse did.

Sydney

She tells Colton that there are girls worthy of him and some that are not and for him to not get distracted by “shiny things”…hmmmmmmmm…who is the shiny thing? This was the right move by Sydney because she wasn’t going to get to the next level with Colton and she was done wasting her time…and since the producers weren’t giving her that much screen time it wasn’t probable that she was going to be the next Bachelorette…there is always Paradise??  Tayshia gets the Group date rose and the evening ends on an intense note…as Colton is really starting to doubt some of his relationships.

Kirpa

On to the 1 on 1 with Kirpa and none of the girls think she will be coming home. I agree…I didn’t think she would either…but Kirpa has a very mature demeanor and Colton appreciates that.  They go on an exciting snorkeling adventure in the beautiful waters of Vietnam and it is pretty hard not to have a great time! They weren’t overly affectionate towards each other but there Is more depth to their conversations than some of the others so I understand why he gave her the rose…he genuinely wants to get to know her more. Watch out girls…Kirpa is coming back!

Right after Kirpa comes back with the rose, Demi gets the idea in her head to go put some moves on Colton in good ol’ fashion Demi style. She goes to Colton’s room to express how much she is falling for him and in return she gets “I don’t think I can see myself in the end with you”…Bye Bye Demi. So it’s official…all the villains have been eliminated …who will arise as the new drama queen??

The cocktail party is canceled because Colton already made up his mind and at this point it was between Heather and Katie on who goes home. Katie’s insecurity really factored in on Colton’s decision and she ends up in the limo without the rose but leaves him with some confusing words about the girls aka that some of them are not not here for the right reasons. Colton is left feeling uncertain about all of his relationships and then the dramatic preview of next week’s episode has all of us in SHOCK! Does CASSIE, his favorite, go home?? We see Colton crying, her crying, and something definitely goes down …is this where he jumps the fence? Oh Monday get here now!

The Bachelor Episode 5: It’s Official: ‘Never Been Kissed’ gets liplocked in Thailand.

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We are half-way through the 23rd season of the Bachelor and each episode from here on out is going to be more dramatic than the last. The previews reveal that Colton has a breakdown at some point and I’m dying to know why he jumps over that fence! When is THAT going to happen!? And Why?! So many questions and I will have answers for you very soon! In this week’s episode ‘bon voyage’ to Singapore and ‘hello’ Thailand. There must be something in the water in Thailand because we hear the words ‘falling in love, a big kiss happens, a girl in Colton’s bed, and one front runner makes an early exit and that’s not all….we have a new villain in the house…because you’ve got to have one right??? Let’s get this Bachelor Party Recap started!

Heather

 All the girls are vying for that 1 on 1 date because if you’re going to have a 1 on 1… you want it to be in Thailand paradise. The first 1 on 1 date goes to Heather aka ‘Never Been Kissed’ and I was a little surprised because she is not one of the front runners and there is no way that Colton thinks she could be the one. She seems more like a little sister than a love interest. The whole date was centered around ‘The Kiss’…will it happen? Who will make the first move? The suspense was killing me! After much anticipation and close up shots of their mouths, lol, Colton gives Heather her very first kiss on a soft sandy beach under an explosion of fireworks. I hope she is aware that  first kisses usually do not happen like this.

First Kiss

Like Ever. Mine sure didn’t!  I had pink lipstick on and it got all over my face after but I thought the lipstick was a rash and that I was allergic to the boy I had kissed and freaked out…oh well…you live and learn. Back at the girls suite the Group date envelope has arrived and Elyse is in a panic waiting to see if she will get her second 1 on 1 or have to struggle through another Group date again.

Elyse

She and Colton had a huge connection  early on but sometimes the earlier the flame the sooner it can burn out. Not having that continuous time and reassurance from Colton has made her doubt the relationship.  Some girls are just not cut out for this type of relationship…like having to share it with 20 other girls.  I don’t blame her…she is too old for this nonsense…uh oh…did I just call Elyse old? I meant mature.

Sadly, Elyse’s wish does not come true and she is picked for the Group Date with Hannah B., Nicole, Onyeka, Hannah G., Demi, Katie, Tayshia, Kirpa, Caelynn, and. Sydney. Soooooo Cassie is going on the 1 on 1! Finally! Before the next date happens big drama goes down that was a shocker even to me! I usually don’t get shocked when it comes to the Bachelor but what Elyse does next is insane. She leaves! What!?  She is all dressed up for her big goodbye and goes to Colton’s room to say farewell. He is upset, obviously,  but really doesn’t fight for her like I thought he would.

He must not be feeling the feels that we all thought he was or else he would not have let her go. She was looking for him to convince her to stay and he didn’t do that. He just put his hands over his face a bunch of times and sighed but needed to do more than what he did to keep her around. I guess it wasn’t meant to be but she could have at least stuck around so she could be the next Bachelorette??? Come on Elyse…everyone knows you don’t exit before hometowns if you want to be the next Bachelorette! I seriously need to write a guide book called “Bachelor 101”.

The  Group Date was one short but no one even seemed to notice and the game resumed as usual…except it was now taking place in a jungle in Thailand. The Bachelor meets Survivor for this next Group Date and the girls break up into teams of 3 to see who can bring back water and food… bugs are eaten, snakes are crawling, and champagne bottles are poppin. Wait what?! Champagne grows on trees? Nope…but team Demi, Hannah B. and Hannah G.  got clever and snuck into town to bring back champagne and cheeseburgers…such genius.

After surviving the jungle it was time to get glam and get some one on one time with our Bachelor. Hannah B. takes her 1 one 1 time with Colton  to drop the first “Im falling in love” line. I don’t think he is ‘falling’ back but he gave her a nice smooch to say thank you.

Hannah B.

The Group date was all too drama free up to this point so I knew something was coming and I was right. Onyeka thought it was her ‘duty’ to tell Colton something important that Elyse had told her about Nicole or rather something Nicole told to Elyse. Nicole apparently said she needed the show to get out of Miami. This  3rd party drama is just plain ridiculous (eye roll) but boy the producers needed something! I bet they pulled Onyeka aside and were like…”You want some camera time?” … “then start some drama” . It was the same old storyline of she isn’t here for the right reasons…but Nicole?? Of all the girls (what about Demi and Caelynn??) you think Nicole is not here for the right reasons?

Tayshia came to the rescue to defend Nicole because she was actually there for the conversation that went down with Elyse. She confirmed that Nicole didn’t say anything remotely like what Onyeka said she did. So somebody was lying…and my money is on Onyeka. She should have confronted Nicole first before going behind her back to Colton…but then we wouldn’t be watching The Bachelor.

Onyeka and Nicole

The Group date rose went to the girl who opened up to Colton about her feelings and not the girl who chose to trash talk during her time. Hannah B. got the rose and the cameras didn’t pan to Caelynn once so we a know this feud REALLY is over! Both these girls got the memo that if you want to be the next Bachelorette, stay away from the drama.

 

Now time for less drama and more falling in love as Cassie gets ready for her 1 on 1 with Colton. The other girls suspect what I have all along which is that Cassie is the one to beat. Colton saves the ‘best’ date for his ‘favorite’ girl and they set off on the most romantic date of the season yet on a private island for just the two of them. After seeing these two together on this date I have concluded: GAME OVER.

He picks Cassie..no doubt in my mind. There is no other girl that has this connection with Colton like Cassie. They are already completely in love with each other and the show might as well end now …I don’t know how the producers are going to spin it from here on out but unless something crazy happens (which definitely could) that ring is going on her finger. They even have a steamy cuddle in Colton’s bed! So now the other girls aren’t competing for Colton anymore…they are competed to be the next Bachelorette.

Cat fight

If you want to be the next Bachelorette you don’t do what Onyeka and Nicole do at the cocktail party ….have a cat fight. But now Nicole is the one showing her catty side as she starts trash talking about Onyeka to Colton and Onyeka was not going to let her get away with it. They were arguing so loud at the party that even Colton could hear them while he was trying to talk to the other girls and he was not happy. He was so upset at the drama the episode ended…literally…TO BE CONTINUED. Oh I hate when they do that! But the drama ran out of time and we just have to wait till next week to see Onyeka get eliminated along with my other prediction Sydney and possibly Demi. Demi didn’t have any drama on this episode which means she is out…unless you are a front runner or a villain you might as well go home. The Countdown to jumping fences is on!

The Bachelor Episode 4: The Bachelor gets REAL SERIOUS in Singapore.

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The Bachelor is falling in love in Singapore! We needed a change of pace with all the ridiculous drama that went on last week and Singapore was the perfect reset button… and by reset button I mean we have whole new bunch of new drama in this episode…the Pageant Queens call a truce, an old feud explodes, bungee jumping, exotic food (pigs feet), Chris Harrison calls Hannah B. the wrong name (that was hilarious) and some REAL SERIOUS conversation happens.  

Colton diving in

Let’s dive right in…and speaking of diving that’s exactly what goes on in the first 1 on 1 of the episode. I don’t mean diving into water but diving into the air when Colton takes Tayshia  Bungee Jumping 1,000 ft. up in the air. This was the Bachelor ‘Adventure Date’ that we all know so well and Tayshia was such a good sport…I would have been so terrified and she was all smiles and super upbeat. Not only was Colton falling 1,000 ft through the air but I actually think on this date he starts falling big time for Tayshia.

Colton and Tayshia

These two get steamy on the beach after the big jump and there is some major chemistry, we haven’t really seen a lot of her in the past episodes so she is certainly making some waves now in the game and could be one of the final four. She also reveals to Colton that she has been married before which doesn’t seem to bother Colton at all as he gives her the rose and they seal the date with a kiss, once again, this time on the top of rollercoaster known as the ‘Singapore Flyer’.

Meanwhile back at the new Singapore digs, the girls anxiously await to find out who will be going on the Group Date and all the names were called one by one: Hannah G. , Elyse, Kirpa, Sydney, Heather, Onyeka, Tracy, Nicole , Demi, Courtney, Katie, Cassie and Hannah B. but one name was not called ….Caelynn meaning one thing: 1 on 1. 

Hannah B.

As you can see Hannah B. was thrilled.

The Group Date is set in downtown Singapore where the girls get to explore the city and all the exotic food it has to offer. All the girls run in to Colton’s arms for a quick embrace except for one… Demi JUMPS into Colton’s arms and almost knocks him over. Demi keeps claiming how mature she is and she is really showing it by having Colton give her a piggy back ride the whole time on this group date.

Colton and Demi

Demi was almost like a leach….which is funny because the next part of Group Date was to go get leached…literally….they go to a place that puts leaches on you to suck out the toxins from your blood. Just when I think these dates can’t get any weirder on the Bachelor …they get leached…because that is so fun right? This was luckily just a quick stop and the girls were on the move onto Lunch… where all kinds of goodies awaited like pigs feet, intestines, fish eyes, and some delicious pink cocktails (actually those did look delicious). Onyeka was a little too ambitious with her food tasting and it came right back up in the trash can…now that’s love.

After the exciting yet strange lunch date,  the gals got glammed up and headed to a cocktail party where the drama began. Hannah B. grabbed Colton first to talk about the love triangle that ensued last week with her and Caelynn. She obviously knows she is going home if that silly feud doesn’t get squashed and everyone MOVES on. Her conversation went well with Colton and the Hannah B. he likes so much is back and the kiss they shared was pretty intense!

But just when you think he might be falling for Hannah B. you see his connection with Cassie and it is off the charts…he is a smitten kitten…no doubt in my mind she is in the final two and probably the one with the ring on her finger in the end….it seems very real with the two of them.

All the girls get some good 1 on 1 time with Colton except for Courtney. Courtney apparently is taking the “I’m going to wait for you” approach and guess what…that has FAIL written all over it. Colton has 12 other girls on this date so if you want time with him you definitely CANNOT sit on the couch the whole night and wait. Not only does she just sit and wait but she complains the whole time about not getting time with him and is appalled when Demi goes to see him for a ‘second’ time…oh how dare she! The sarcasm is screaming here.

Demi’s 1 on 1 time was actually on the serious side where she confided in Colton about her mother being released from prison. We don’t get any details from the episode but it turns out, according to sources, her mother was in prison for bank fraud and has a long list of criminal charges in the past including violating probation, grand theft, forgery, and embezzlement. As light and fluffy as Demi always seems to be it has to be extremely painful having this dark cloud hanging above you. This is a very personal subject and she should have waited till she made it to ‘Hometowns’ because right now things are not that serious and I predict she will get sent home within the next 2 episodes. Maybe I am just more private than these girls…but to divulge your deepest family drama before it gets serious is a little too soon.

Courtney obviously didn’t realize that Demi was getting ‘that’ personal because she was throwing major shade to Demi the whole evening. Everyone, including Demi, was encouraging Courtney to go talk to him and she just wouldn’t budge.

Demi gets Group Date rose

Instead of pulling Colton aside to spend time with him she pulls Demi aside to tell her how she disapproves of her actions. Well that didn’t score any points with Colton so what was the point in that? And guess who gets the Group Date rose: Demi.

“So happy for you … “

More on that confrontation later….but first we have another 1 on 1 to recap…and Caelynn receives the invite and Hannah B. is fuming.

This date is every girls dream or at least one of mine! Colton takes Caelynn on a shopping spree and buys her an entire wardrobe …it was a scene straight out of ‘Pretty Woman’

I’m happy for Caelynn but if there is one girl who doesn’t need more clothes especially evening gowns it is a Miss USA runner up (I speak from experience).

All the girls back at the house were trying to contain their jealousy when Caelynn walked in with bags and bags of new clothes. Even level headed Cassie gets emotional when she sees all the clothes she could have gotten.




The second part of the date was much different than any other episode we have ever seen because a topic that is very pertinent in today’s society comes up: Sexual Assault. Caelynn opens up to Colton at dinner about a very painful event that took place when she was in college. She and 2 other friends were drugged and sexually assaulted and her world became a nightmare.

This was such a personal matter that I question whether this was appropriate to be told to Colton in front of  cameras and crew and millions of television viewers because it is such a private moment. I wish they would have had Caelynn tell Colton off camera so they could have some true privacy and then later in a confessional to the cameras tell her story for the rest of the world. But, either way, it is a very important subject  it can certainly help other victims to come forward . Prayers to all victims and their families that have ever had to endure a painful experience like Caelynn.

Colton also opened up a little about his past relationships and how his ex-girlfriend was also sexually assaulted and it might have something to do with why he is a virgin. I have a feeling this is the beginning of the breakdown of why he has made this big choice to wait.

Hugging it out

The end to this rollercoaster of an episode is the dramatic filled Cocktail Party and we begin with a truce between our royal queens. Yes it is true…Hannah B. and Caelynn finally let their past pageant feud go and end up friends…well at least end up in a hug!

However, not everyone gets along at this cocktail party and the confrontation between Demi and Courtney gets uglier. Courtney won’t stop making condescending remarks towards Demi and Demi is over it. So what does she do? Tell Colton of course! And then Colton tells Courtney how Demi thinks she is the ‘cancer’ of the house…Bad choice of words obviously on her part. Courtney then goes back and talks to Demi…are you as exhausted as I am? An explosive fight ensues and the one that wins in the end is Demi because not only does her other nemesis, Tracy, go home but so does Courtney! Demi is free! Colton probably told the producers ‘I’m done with the drama’ and begged to let these two go.

Little did he know bigger drama to come next week as we see in the previews for Episode 5 and I’m dying to find out what happens!!! We see on the preview that Heather and Cassie get the 1 on 1 and something really dramatic goes down with Elyse??!! Noooooo…not the Cougar! The countdown is on until Monday night.

The Bachelor Episode 3: Let the Pageant Competition begin.

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If you were looking for some good ol’ fashion drama well Bachelor Episode 3 delivered! A heartwarming one on one, Captain Colton on a pirate ship, the strongest woman emerges..and of course a Pool Party!! Lots of steamy lip locking moments in this episode but they were completely overshadowed by one feud in particular: Miss Alabama vs. Miss North Carolina…oh yes, this feud is legit and also very annoying. But before we get to the dueling queens let me recap the sweetest part of the episode: The one on one. 

Elyse

One of my frontrunners, “Elyse the Make-up Artist” received this week’s one on one and it was no surprise since she emerged last week as the girl to watch out for…in terms of stealing Colton’s heart. This one on one was particularly special because it showcased one of the best things about Colton: his charity, The Colton Underwood Legacy Foundation which supports people living with Cystic Fibrosis. Elyse and Colton had the entire carnival to themselves…well almost to themselves as they spent the day with a group of children in connection with Colton’s charity and entertained the bunch with treats, rides, games and lots of animal prizes! 

If you weren’t a fan of Colton before you will be after watching this episode. Even I admit when I first found out that Colton was The Bachelor, I wasn’t thrilled, I thought he was the wrong choice and didn’t think he was grown up enough or experienced enough to be the Bachelor. All of that changed as I saw him connect with these amazing kids…you saw a man who knew exactly who he was and a man with compassion and love for helping others and there is nothing better than that. And the icing on the cake was that Elyse was just as compassionate and loving too! She is the real deal and also has a charity that she is a part of too in honor of her sister who passed away shortly after giving birth. What a tragic story and you could see the world of pain that it must have caused her.

Colton and Elyse definitely bonded in a special way on this date, so the other girls have some major catching up to do if they want to get on her level. “Hannah B. Miss Alabama” thought the way to getting there was to trash talk on “Caelynn Miss North Carolina” to Colton and it had the opposite effect…she dropped a few levels on the love chart. This feud between these two pageant queens continued on the first group date…set on a pirate ship …where the girls compete to see who is the ‘Best Pirate’.  

Being “The best pirate” was actually who could fight with foam sticks on a log, the best….the Bachelor producers are really running out of ideas I think…in the past these dates would consist of battles of  sumo wrestling, kick boxing, pro wrestling…I mean dueling on a log with foam sticks is really reaching. It was super boring so of course the main entertainment was the jealousy and tension between Miss Alabama and Miss North Carolina. Colton definitely has feelings for Caelynn, and it is driving Hannah B. completely nuts…literally she has gone to crazy, jealousy town.  

She spent her one on one time with Colton to tell him about her fall out with Caelynn and how she is hostile and fake. Colton seemed very annoyed with this…I’m sure he is wishing he would have sent Hannah B. home on their one on one date. Hannah B. completely sabotaged herself…. she won’t last long. Caelynn on the other hand ended up getting the group date rose so that tells me Colton has picked his queen….and it’s not Miss Alabama.

The other feud between “Tracy the Stylist” and “Demi the Interior Designer” who were also on the pirate group date were throwing jabs back and forth to each other. The events were pretty much a repeat of the last two episodes. Demi was being over aggressive with Colton and it made Tracy and some of the other girls upset… yada yada yada…I’m over the girls getting upset over this…its old. I was in Demi’s corner on this group date…if the other girls are upset because they didn’t get enough time it’s their own fault. Get over it girls!!

The second group date was actually pretty drama free! Everybody seemed to get along surprisingly. The date was set at a gym and the girls competed for the title of “The Strongest Woman”. The date was hosted by Terry Crews and his wife, Rebecca King-Crews…I love these too! They are so inspiring and give incredible advice when it comes to relationships.  “Onyeka the IT Risk Consultant” blew the other girls away in this competition and was crowned Bachelors “Strongest Woman”. I see more of a friend connection between her and Colton as opposed to a love connection hence why she didn’t get the group rose date even though she won the challenge. Although he had more of a connection with her than “Caitlin the Realtor” who was sent home on this group date because Colton just didn’t have any feelings for her at all.

Caitlin

She seemed totally normal and classy, so I was a little shocked that they didn’t have any connection especially when girls like Tracy and Demi are still on the show…oh wait…I forgot for a second that I’m watching The Bachelor…without the crazy villains…there is no show. 

Tayshia

There were however other connections that grew stronger on this group date and one major spark was with ‘Tayshia the Phlebotomist” …She also gets my ‘best glasses’ award! Love her specs!

“Cassie the Speech Pathologist” had a steamy moment too with Colton …what a kiss! It looks like love! She hasn’t had a lot of screen time and now I’m wondering if it is because she is secretly Colton’s favorite and the producers are trying to hide it. I thought she would nab the group date rose but instead it went to “Nicole the Social Media Coordinator”. She is very sweet but definitely not in the running for final rose. I felt like Colton was trying to be nice but really will just give her false hope. 

Cassie

Now on to the finale of the episode…the Pool Party. Colton decided to cancel the cocktail party and have some fun in the sun and lighten the mood! Guess what…that didn’t happen thanks to the pageant queens who brought the storm to the pool. Caelynn was the one that started it this time around and pulled Colton aside to explain the drama between her and Hannah B. She told him Hannah B. was jealous because she was 1st runner up in the pageant and that’s why they had a falling out…Colton again was super annoyed (me too buddy). The best move for Caelynn should have been to not say anything and wait for Colton to bring it up to her. But that didn’t happen and actually Colton fueled the fire even more by telling Hannah B. everything Caelynn said. It quickly became ‘The Bachelor goes to 7th grade’…”She said you said,” and “She said you’re fake” “But she is fake”…oh boy…this is a total train wreck. Colton is to blame too for spending the whole pool party dwelling on this silly pageant drama. And the crazy part is that we still really don’t know specific events that occurred between these too…I’m sure it will come full surface when they have a Two on One date with Colton…oh you know it is coming!! I can’t wait! 

Rounding out Episode 3 was the rose ceremony where “Bri the Model” , “Catherine the DJ” and “Nina the Sales Account Manager” all went home…I never saw any real connections with these gals so no surprise at all and since none of these girls were any drama the producers gave Colton the ok to let them go;). Now the fun continues when Colton and the girls go to Singapore next week! I want to go Singapore! But right now, the only singing I’ll be doing is to my 2 and 4-year-old to get them back to sleep:). 

The Bachelor Episode 2: The Most Awkward Date Toast in Bachelor History

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Monday night fun continues with the latest episode of the Bachelor! A villain arises, feuds are established, new frontrunners emerge and a ‘toast’ gets really awkward.

Demi

Colton’s connections get stronger this week with two group dates and a one on one and we really get to see some competition emerge between the older ladies of the group and the youngins. ‘Demi the Interior Designer’ more than once mentions the power of youth when it comes to winning the Bachelor’s heart. It is hilarious to me that the “31” year old ladies are considered the ‘Cougars’…HA! 31 years of age just happens to be ‘the prime’ for a woman…Im not making this up…go ahead and google it, it is the truth. I met my husband when I was 31 and it was the perfect age because you know who you are, you know what you want, and you’ve had some life experience. To the 23 year olds…good luck! My money is on the Cougars getting to the final rose. Let the games begin!

And by games, I mean Group Date #1. This group date was the oh so familiar “Performance Group Date” .   In past seasons it was “write a song”, “make up a comedy routine” or “showcase a hidden talent” but this time it was “tell a story about something that is a first for you”. This task , honestly, wasn’t really that entertaining and borderline boring so thank goodness they had actress Megan Mullally from ‘Will and Grace’ and her husband funnyman Nick Offerman from ‘Parks and Recreation’ to host it and give commentary! I am a huge fan of those two and seeing Megan Mullally make uncomfortable passes at Colton was hilarious. Despite the boring task that was assigned, there were some gals that shined and one of them was one of the….Cougars! YES.

Elyse

‘Elyse the Make-up Artist’ emerged as one of the frontrunners from this group date. She told the story of the ‘first time’ she dated a younger man and his name is Colton Underwood :). It was a huge success and showcased her as one of the ‘confident ones’ who knows who she is and what she wants and Colton definitely loved it! Some of the other girls took this performance as a chance to show their aggressive side. Demi did ‘go for it’ when she took the opportunity in her ‘storytelling’ to jump offstage and go attack Colton with a kiss but sometimes over aggressive is just not the way to go. I feel like Demi wants to be cast as ‘The Villain” this season…she even has a signature creepy ‘laugh’ almost like she invented it on purpose for the show. She knows exactly what she is doing and knows she is pushing the buttons of the other girls..especially ….

Tracy

“Tracy the Wardrobe Stylist”. Oh poor Tracy, she took way too much offense to Demi’s moment of aggression with Colton and let it really get to her. What she really needs to focus more on is her outfit choices. I couldn’t tell if she was going on a first date or on a walkabout with Crocodile Dundee.

Some previous connections also were solidified on this group date as well.

Hannah G.

“Hannah G. the Content Creator” continues to climb the ladder for the final rose. They had a very steamy moment on their one on one time and she definitely could be the one in the end. But at the end of the group date the rose went to Team Cougar Elyse.. and it was not a surprise…they really connected on their one of one time and she is now my newest frontrunner.

Hannah B.

Meanwhile at the Bachelor mansion “Hannah B. Miss Alabama USA” finds herself as Colton’s pick for the first one on one date of the season. Usually the first one on one date signifies the strongest connection right off the bat but boy oh boy this date did anything but that…it did however showcase the most awkward ‘toast’ that I’ve ever seen on the show.

Colton whisked Hannah B. away to go horseback riding in a beautiful setting in the Vasquez Rocks. Hannah B. had never been on a horse before so I immediately assumed that she would have a fear of horses and that would be the drama for the date as we have seen in past seasons…where they always pick the girls to do something they have a fear of…rock climbing, helicopter riding, bungee jumping, or bumper cars (yep that was real). But it turned out that Hannah B. didn’t have a fear of horses but rather a fear of speaking. Wait what?! You’re Miss Alabama USA…speaking is a prerequisite! Instead of being confident and assured of herself she was quite the opposite while giving the very awkward infamous ‘toast’ (or rather attempting to toast)…. here is a the awkward recap; after horseback riding champagne was naturally waiting for them and Colton broke the ice by suggesting they each make a toast to celebrate her birthday. Did I mention it was her birthday? Colton said he didn’t know…hmmmmmm… I found that interesting. Anyhoo…back to the toast…He went first and it was a very sweet and simple toast but Hannah B. pretty much crumbled when it was her turn. She just couldn’t think of anything and stumbled over and over again. I think Hannah B. has a lot of insecurities and strives to be a perfectionist as a lot of pageant queens do (Ive been there!)

Unfortunately, the awkwardness and insecurity continued as the date went on and Colton even commented off-camera how he was really unsure if he was going to give her the rose. Even the hot tub on the top of a mountain was awkward! But….luckily there was a part 2 to the date and Hannah B. was saved:). She managed to open up much more during the dinner and Colton decided to give her another chance and keep her around. Im really glad that he did because when she lets go of her insecurities and is just herself she is very real and genuine and that is refreshing. Characteristics that are sort of missing in the other pageant queen here, “Caelynn Miss North Carolina”.

Hannah B. and Caelynn, Miss USA

Speaking of the other pageant queen, Caelynn, she confessed back at the mansion to another contestant that she and Hannah B. had a falling out after Miss USA. So I was wrong…it appears as if there IS a feud between these two gals. Caelynn claims that Hannah B. was jealous that she was more successful in the pageant and that she flipped a switch and became totally different towards her. Hannah B. later confides in Hannah B. that she has a real problem with Caelynn and believes she is fake. Im sure ABC is loving it…pageant queens dueling it out for the Bachelor makes for great TV, I suppose. But they’re giving Miss USA gals a bad rap…boo.

More dueling continues on the final date of the episode…Group date #2…the “Summer Camp date”. I absolutely loved this date idea so kudos to the producers! They played old school games like Red Rover, Badminton, Duck Duck Goose before the real competition began…competing for more time with the Bachelor. The competition was hosted by comedian Billy Eichner and he really gave Colton a hard time about being a virgin…poor Colton..he just can’t get away from this storyline.

Yellow Team v. Red Team

The competition showcased the Red Team against the Yellow Team and was a combo of egg , wheel barrel, and canoe races, and finally ends with a game of tug of war. The winner of the competition, who won more time with Colton, was the Red Team and ironically I felt all the girls on the Red Team were the girls that had the strongest connections with him anyway.

Katie

…Caelynn, “Cassie the Speech Pathologist”, “Katie the Medical Sales Rep” were on the winning team and they are all front runners. Katie definitely kept her connection strong with a romantic one on one time with him during the group date…I really like them together, it is very effortless. Caelynn’s time seemed to go well too but something about her just makes me think she is hoping to be the next Bachelorette. Her story was very heartwarming but she seems almost ‘too perfect’ and I don’t think Colton is looking for perfection…I think he likes the ones that are confidently ‘imperfect’.

Heather

The Group Date #2 rose actually didn’t end up going to any of the frontrunners but instead to “Heather the Never Been Kissed” because she opened up about having ‘never been kissed’ and Colton felt he could relate to that and appreciated her honesty. Heather is super nice and genuine but very very young. I feel like she really needs some more life experiences and relationships before she would be ready to get married. I do think Colton is intrigued and likes her but she’s not going to go very far…but maybe she will atleast get her first kiss.

There wasn’t any real drama at this last group date in the wilderness so I was anxious for a little bit of something at the cocktail party and rose ceremony. And thanks to our villain, Demi, there was drama indeed. As if she wasn’t aggressive enough on the first group date she decided to step it up a notch and pull a ‘Corinne’. If you don’t know what Im talking about I mean putting on a robe and pulling the Bachelor aside basically to make the other girls mad….

Corinne

…which contestant Corrinne did on Nick’s season. Demi wasn’t original and desperate for attention. The big drama was who she had to interrupt to steal Colton away…her nemesis…Tracy, hmmmmm what a coincidence. Tracy flipped out again and was so upset she retreated up to her room crying. Demi confronted her and actually ended up kind of giving her a ‘pep talk’ which was really weird. I don’t see either one of these gals as a match at all for Colton so the drama is just more for entertainment.

The rose ceremony didn’t have any surprises which at this early stage is pretty typical. Most of the girls that are sent home are the ones you have NO IDEA who they are because they are barely given any screen time. Im sure there will be surprises in episodes to come. I can’t wait till next week! Will Miss Alabama USA and North Carolina USA have a face off?? Will Demi and Tracy surprise us all and become friends? Will Tracy make better outfit choices? Will new frontrunners emerge? Counting the days till Monday..until then it is back to my day job…Mommying:).

The Bachelor Episode 1: Monday Nights are Back!

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Oh Monday Nights are back!! Yes! This is a happy Mama right here…because I live for ABC Bachelor Mondays. My kiddos are asleep…I’ve got my sweatpants on, nachos ready to eat and wine glass filled so you know it is Bachelor time! Bachelor Colton Underwood did not disappoint as the Bachelor Monday night ( I mean he is no Peter…but who will ever live up to Peter….Peter are you ever coming back?) showing not just his gorgeous face and physique but a real down to earth tone and you could tell he was just as nervous as the girls which made him very relatable and sincere…so kudos to you Colton! The girls however…definitely beautiful and classy and intelligent but….dare I say too normal? I never thought I would say this but I missed a little bit of the crazies.

We saw a mix of Pageant Queens, Never Been Kissed,  Content Creator (still trying to figure that job TITLE out), Fake Australian, DJ, Phlebotomist, a Dog Rescuer and a Sloth. But what there wasn’t was the usual trainwreck or multiple trainwrecks that always steal the show.  Where were the Ashley I. girls (I mean that with love) and Corinnes? Maybe they will show themselves in later episodes…I’m counting on it.

The episode was pretty tame compared to past seasons and I was expecting a little more drama. But ofcourse, ABC had to have a little drama …it started with the 2 Miss USA contestants, …the producers instantly pinned them against each other. I didn’t buy it though…I competed in Miss USA in 2002 and you become really good friends with all the girls so I doubt there was much of a tiff there, don’t believe the stereotype!

The other tiny drama was a repeat of pretty much every season in Bachelor history…same old storyline…the girl who steals all the time from the other girls. Last season it was Krystal and her voice and this season it’s Catherine the DJ and her Dog. This storyline will go on and on and on and on…when will these girls learn to LET IT GO…you’ve gotta be COOL and not go after the other girls that are a tad aggressive or in DJ’s case borderline stalking aggressive. Put your blinders on and let the other girls make their own mistakes (believe me, they always do) and don’t go fueling the fire. The ones that start drama and talk bad about the other girls to the Bachelor NEVER NEVER get the final rose. Confidence in YOURSELF and YOUR OWN relationship is the best strategy to be the one that is proposed to in the end. Geez, I should be a Bachelorette coach! Is that a job?? Chris Harrison ..Call me!

Overall, I give the Bachelor premiere a 7.5 for entertainment. The show probably would have gotten a 5.5 overall but the live segments with the viewing parties, former contestants and their babies, Chris Harrison’s mom and wedding proposals were tons of fun so A+ to the producers for working that in. The night was like a one big party…good stuff. Now on to more good stuff with Best and Worst of the Night:

Sydney

Best Dressed: All the girls were really glammed up and it was sparkle city! I loved it! Best dressed goes to  ‘Sydney the NBA dancer’…in a gorgeous, unique and stylish black evening gown that was both chic and just the right amount of sexy. Way to go Syd!

Tracy

Worst Dressed: This was actually pretty ironic because I thought the worst dressed was ‘Tracy the Wardrobe Stylest’. The dress just did not flatter her and it basically was a crop tank top with a sparkling skirt that to pull off you would need to be a super model going to an after party…just fell flat.. but I did like her shoe coloring idea! So props for that!

Cassie

Best Intro out of Limo:

This Premiere was missing a lot of big dramatic entrances or super clever intro lines as we have seen in past seasons. Most of the girls were straight forward and not over the top at all…’downplayed’ seemed to be the trend for the evening…oh and showcasing foreign languages. So I give the best intro to who I thought had a the best spark out of the limo and that was ‘Cassie The Speech Pathologist’ who had the box of butterflies. She was a little nervous but very sweet and Colton was completely smitten. The runner up I have to mention is ‘Bri the Model’ who pretended to be Australian…I totally believed her! I just can’t wait to see if she keeps the accent up. LOL

Alex D. (The Sloth)
Erin “Cinderella”

Worst Intro: Well this is easy… ‘Alex D. the Sloth’: if you’ve seen the episode you know what I mean and if you haven’t seen it then “Beware of the Sloth”. Alex D. was trying to pull an ‘Alexis the Shark’ intro from Nick’s Season which was actually pretty funny and she gained some major attention points there…but ‘Alex the Sloth’ was more weird than funny and it backfired which is probably why she was sent home when usually the pranksters are kept around for a couple more episodes… The runner up for Worst Intro was ‘Erin the Cinderella’ who went all out with a real horse and carriage and I felt really bad for her having to be with one shoe for most of the evening and still she did not get a rose.  

Katie

Best One of One time: Colton seemed to really make connections with a handful of the girls but one connection stood out in my mind and surprisingly wasn’t the one who got the first impression rose. I thought he had an amazing connection and chemistry with ‘Katie the Medical Sales Rep’. Their body language was so natural and he seemed very at ease with her and vice versa. They were totally into each other, like two people on a real date completely falling for each other and it ended with a great kiss too! Runner up has to be ‘Hannah the Content Creator’…I mean she did get the first impression rose so Colton’s is definitely into her. I’m just curious about what content she creates…hmmmmmm.

Worst One on One: ‘Alex the Sloth’. Sorry to keep picking on the Sloth…but it’s too easy…she was more awkward out of the Sloth suit than in it. ….yikes.  

And now my predictions!!! Whoop Whoop!

Hometowns:   

1. ‘Cassie the Speech Pathologist’

2.  ‘Hannah B. the Content Creator

3.  ‘Katie the Medical Sales Rep’

4.  ‘Hannah G. Miss Alabama USA’

Fantasy Suites:  

1.  ‘Cassie the Speech Pathologist’

2.  ‘Katie the Medical Sales Rep’

3.  ‘Hannah G. Miss Alabama USA’

Final 2: 

1. ‘Cassie the Speech Pathologist’

2. ‘Hannah G. Miss Alabama USA’

Final Rose:  ‘Cassie the Speech Pathologist’…plus she is a Speech Pathologist and Colton has a             little bit of a lisp (which is kinda cute) so it could be a match made in heavenJ

There it is! Can’t wait for next Monday and the most dramatic season yet! Tags